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| Guess wut!!! Guess wut!!! No mo skool!!!! Ye-Hey!!! now i get to go baq to my BoRiNg No-LyFe Lyfe (not that i had wun in d 1st place) .... yup, ang sad naman..... but at least i get to do a nu xanga or geocities... ok, luv u guyz! buhbye. | | |
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Hmmmm.... Haven't been here in a looong tyme. I guess dat i jus don't like xanga no mo. Kasi it won't let me have a stupid baqground n mai chatterbox iz fuqed up. Man.. wut eva. Happi Easter though ppl
http://www.geocities.com/cute_lil_flip_31 go to mai betta syte if u wanna
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| yay! happi dat me changed my layout/baqground yup. n me also happi dat my tita suzette n dem from oklahoma r finally here uh huh. dey came last nyte around 12 {when me weally wanted to do wuz:talk to my 1-n-only} oh well, maybe tonyte again... {i hope!}
uhmmm... now dat deyz here, me have to behave n all dat, u noe, be nice, polite, n not yell in da bahai ¤hehe¤
man, i tink dat me gon get in trouble later or tomorrow. kasi tita ko, she saw my uhmmm yeah, dat wuz on my neck. i dunno wut to sai to her, maybe i should tell her dat it jus itchy lyke dat¿? n dat me gotta scratch it awot¿? man, da pirst dai dey come, i automatically get in trouble! ughhhh lol oh well, i already got in trouble by my cuzin jay, she jus neva xpected n-e-ting lyke dat from me. {{yeah yeah, sum-a u guyzZ myte tink--->so¿? oOoOoOo u got a hicky, wow...... ur soo badd...... {in a sarcastic way} well, if u do tink lyke dat, den mah badd otay¿? me jus dunt get in trouble lyke dat}} me no lyke getting in trouble, i get in trouble mostly everydai i guess dats wut comez wit having a boifriend. i dun kare, i wuv him n i would do n-e-ting for him {yay! 3 more dayzZ, i cant wait!} lol
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| ~*~*~*~diz to all da flips~*~*~*~
{I guess it says that its from da American Filipino Society, so it aint mines, i disown (disclaimer?) it, yeah...... *hehe* me slow....} ~¤me gon help da less unfortunate who cant read tagalog to translate it to dem j/p ppl¤~
i tawt dat dis wuz punnie: read n sai it outloud--->dun porget to sound it out wit a FiLiPiNo AcCeNt!!!
use ChIcKeN nUt BrEaD in a sentence.
Aye Jun-Jun, Stop choking your sister! ChIcKeN nUt BrEaD!!! {she cannot breathe}
use TeNaCiOuS in a sentence.
I went to The Athlete's Foot yesterday to but a pair of TeNaCiOuS.{tennis shoez}
use CoNtEmPlAtE in a sentence.
I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CoNtEmPlAtE. {but dher wuz a wittle bit of platez}
use PuNcTuAtIoN in a sentence.
Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PuNcTuAtIoN. {for tutition}
use DeDuCt, DeFeNsE, DeFeAt and DeTaIl in a sentence.
DeDuCt jumped over DeFeNsE but DeTaIl landed before DeFeAt. {.•º•.u should noe dizZ.•º•.}
use DePoSiT in a sentence.
I think DePoSiT is leaking. {.•º•diz too.•º•.}
use PeRsUaDiNg in a sentence.
Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1 1993, they are going to celebrate their PeRsUaDiNg anniversary. {1st wedding}
use DeVaStAtIoN in a sentence.
I wait for the bus at DeVaStAtIoN every morning. {da bus stathun}
use PaMpErs and PaPeRs in a sentence.
At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PaMpErS or do I PaPeRs?" {.•º•.u noe diz, ryte¿?.•º•.}
use DiFfErEnCe and DiFfErEnCeS in a sentence.
If the royal family has a baby boy, h is called DiFfErEnCe; if they have a baby girl, she is called DiFfErEnCeS. {.•º•.yeah....•º•.}
use PrOtEsTaNt in a sentence.
Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PrOtEsTaNt. {fruit stand}
use AnAlYzE and AnAtOmY in a sentence.
My AnAlYzE over the ocean so bring back my AnAtOmY. {ana lyz; ana to me} kinda corny dher hehe
use IrAq, IrAn and EgYpT in a sentence.
IrAq is bigger than a stone; IrAn is faster than a walk and EgYpT is smaller than a truck. {a rok;a run; a jeep}
use InDaY in a sentence.
(In your best Whitney Houston voice): INDAAAAAAAAAAY will always love you...ooooooo. {<---daz my favorite! lol}
use DiNuGuAn in a sentence.
I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DiNuGuAn. {din't go on}
use PaUl five times in a sentence.
PaUl, be carePaUl; you might PaUl in the swimmig PaUl and make a PaUl of yourself. {hehe 2nd favorite t.s.o.}
use HoStEsS in a sentence.
To answer a ringing telphone, you say, "HoStEsS?" {OR answer~~~>"eddie n jobo, take me to costa rica!} lol
use CuIsInE in a sentence.
I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a surprise CuSiNe math. {yuck! talkin bout skool!}
me gonna fix dis laterzZ {down here}
LoOkIe LoOkIe!!! i found more! hehehe!!!
CoNtEmPlAtE--->not enough piggan
PuNcTuAtIoN--->pera para maka-enrol
IcE bUkO--->is my hair okay?
TeNaCiOuS--->footwear for tennis
CaLcUlAtOr--->tawagan kita mamaya
DeVaStAtIoN--->dun sasakay ng bus
PrOtEsTaNt--->tindahan ng prutas
MaStUrBaTiOn--->malawakang gutom
StAtUe--->ikaw ba yan?
PrEdIcAtE--->pakawalan mo ng pusa
DeDiCaTeD--->pinatay ang pusa
AsPeCt--->pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
DeDuCt--->ang pato
DeFeAt--->ang paa {ng pato?}
DeTaIl--->ang buntot {ng pato?}
DePoSiT--->gripo {call DiPlOmA if DePoSiT is leaking}
CiTy--->bago mag-utso;a number to follow 6
CaTtLe--->doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
PeRsUaDiNg--->unang kasal
DePrEsS--->ang nakasal sa PeRsUaDiNg
DeFeNsE--->ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrato sa PeRsUaDiNg
EvAcUaTe--->ebak muna ako, you wait!
It DePeNdS--->kainin mo ang bakod
ShAmPoO--->bago mag-labing-isa {11}
DeLuSiOn--->maluwang {kapag maluwang ang damit, DeLuSiOn}
DeLiVeRy--->walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DeLiVeRy na ang tanghalian
PrOfIt--->messenger of God
PrOfIt--->patunayan mo
BaLaNcE sHeEt--->what comes out after eating a balance diet
BaCkLoG--->bacon saka egg
BeEhIvE--->magpakatino ka
CdRoM--->tingnan mo ang kwarto
DeBuG--->ang ipis
DeFrAg--->ang palaka
DeFeNsE--->ang bakod
DeFeR--->ang balahibo
DeFlAtE--->ang plato
DeTeSt--->ang ekamin
DeVaLuE--->'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
DeVoTe--->ang boto
DiLeMmA--->brownout!
EfFoRt--->'dun nagla-land ang EfFlAnE
FoRuMs--->apat na kwarto
JuLy--->nagsinungaling ks ba?
ThEsIs--->ito ay...
hMmMmMmMmMm, some of dem were a little too corny or jus stupid. oh well, dey were still punnie! lol
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